Smacle Smacle:
If a bouncer at a club is expected to handle people with knives and guns without the option of a taser or weapon of any kind, I think the RCMP can hand a kid with one.
I dont know of any bar where bouncers are the 'first line of defense' against an armed belligerent. When ever I have seen anyone give a bouncer a tough time, cops were called immediately. You should really kick your bouncer gig and just go full out superhero, the way you make it sound you're like batman.