I love Vancouver, but since we're doing "dis" songs, heres a harmless rap I made for "the jewel of the pacific rim:"
Gimme a beat! 1-2, 1-2 1-2...check it out.
Comin' at'cha
From the Centre of the Universe
To blast ya
And a City that's bein cursed
Where AIDS-infested junkies
All be runnin' round like monkees
Shootin' smack in Stanley Park
in the daytime and the dark
The V-A-N-C-O-U-V-E-R
leads in burglaries and stolen cars
for rates of H-I-V,
it's at the T-O-P
of the list
This is city that nobody will miss.
So if ya get on your knees
and suck it like a hoover
And speak Chinese
You just might be from Vancouver.
PEACE!!!!
