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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:55 am
Shades of Gilbert Grape.
In his quest to fulfill his marital duties, her husband caused a world shortage of flour...
They can't take her children away, they orbit around her. The social service minivans can't reach escape velocity...
She bought a new digital talking scale. It said "Aaaaiiiiieeee!!!!"
Never takes the kids to the beach because Greenpeace tried to pull her back in the water...
She won't be happy until she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book...
If she's lost, type her name into Google Earth...
She's going to buy a red sweater and audition for the KoolAid commercials....