Here's what a REAL hamburger place looks like:

The beef is all raised in the USA - not raised in former Brazilian rainforests and Argentina beyond the reach of US inspectors like McDonald's does. The beef is also FRESH and never frozen!
The French fries are hand cut just before they're cooked in vegetable oil and they're
The milkshakes are made from real ice cream and real milk - not some weird soy-based "shake mix" like McDonald's and so many other places use.
Their menu is simple:
Double Double - two slices of cheese, two hamburger patties and fixin's on a fresh bun.
Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Fries, Shakes, Sodas.
That's it.
No flippin' kids meal. No damned movie promotions. No ads on TV -
ever. No disturbingly scary mascots. No psychotic decor.
There's also the 'secret' menu that you have to know.
Like the 'Animal Style' burger and fries
The 3x3 or the 4x4 (think about it).
Root beer floats.
Etc.
In short, simple fresh food simply served.
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