[xerxes]

Can they push it back a week? My birthday's on the 29th.

[Thanos]

Found this on Craigslist:

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Rapture Ready Mirror Ball Suit - $250000 (Seattle)

Are you ready for the Rapture on May 21, 2011? Sure, you may have all the duct tape you'll need to strap your favorite items to your body (After all, Heaven wouldn't be Heaven without that "Live From Branson" box set). But are you prepared for the EVIL OBAMUNIST USURPER'S response?

Certainly, he will not stand by idly while god-fearing men and not-men are launched into the heavens to join Jesus' Celestial Armies of Righteousness. Obama's gotta respond. He's going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative's space lasers and shoot the godly down. It'll be ugly. The righteous will explode in clouds of blood like so many lawyer faces at a Cheney hunting party.

But those of us who have the foresight to wear mirror ball suits will survive. Obama's luciferian lasers will bounce harmlessly off our bodies as we arc gracefully into Heaven. For a mere $250,000--money you'll no longer need after you're raptured--you can shoot into God's arms safely, heterosexually, and in style.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

I was thinking of putting a bid in on it. If the Rapture comes I won't have to pay the bill anyway. If it doesn't come then I can use the suit for job interviews.

[ShepherdsDog]

Hal Lindsey predicted it would be in 1988 in his book The late great planet Earth. it was all based on the restoration of Israel in 1948 as being the first sign and the generation that witnessed the first sign see the return.

Could be that it's not Yeshua who is coming, but Jesús because they mention something about earth becoming a new garden of Eden...and who better to landscape.

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If the Rapture comes I won't have to pay the bill anyway.

Sorry but nope. The company will still have 7 years to haunt your unrighteous ass during the Tribulation aka the NDP government in Canada. So you're safe for at least four more years.

[GreenTiger]

It is amazing that in this day and age there are no shortage of people who want to join the flat earth society.

[Choban]

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Could be that it's not Yeshua who is coming, but Jesús

Isn't Ysehua Aramaic for Jesus?

[ShepherdsDog]

No...Jesus is Spanish for Yeshua...I'm sorry if you're being funny, my humour filter is clogged right now and under repair.... damned neighbours are still fighting in the stairwell.

[Choban]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

No...Jesus is Spanish for Yeshua...I'm sorry if you're being funny, my humour filter is clogged right now and under repair.... damned neighbours are still fighting in the stairwell.

I see, you meant Hey-Zuse lol.
It's ok on the humor filter, understood. May I suggest putting a menthos in a bottle of pop and throwing it at them?

[PostFactum]

Ok, ok, I'm buying a wood box