[herbie]

The old lady got a Pom, I've got used to the fucking thing now.
Smarter than my cat? Hahahahahaha.... we have a Garfield and Odie situation at my house.

I let them in, the cat looks at me and 'that door shut on my tail once when I was a kitten, you better hold it long enough to convince me there's no trick'
the dog rushes in, up the stairs, reaches the end of it's rope and TWANG gets yanked back down. Every fucking single time. 100%.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Dogs ain't smart..they're just lackies which makes them "seem" smart

[Saffron]

I've had dogs, and I've had cats. Both have charms, but are vastly diferent. I also have pet rats, and their brain power is far superior to dogs OR cats. Rats are capable of metacognition, which scientists used to think was only exhibited in the higher primates. It means they understand the concept of "I don't know".

[Saffron]

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

[martin14]

$1:

He is obviously retarded

Cats rule !

[angler57]

This is a BOGUS study.
Having owned cats many years, have studied them many years.

A cat owner will feed and groom them.
Provide special play areas for them.
Spend many dollars in Vet bills to keep them healthy.

In return the cat will ignore this owner.
Look down hie nose at his owner.
Do as it pleases.

Am sure if they could speak they would go thru the neighborhood and tell all
what a lousy owner you were.
And, how mistreated they are.

After all this, said owner would let the thankless critter lay on his/her lap
every chance it got. Pet it and enjoy its company.
Dogs smarter, don't think so.

[PostFactum]

The smartness of animal is only meaning of people, in which animal can do what the people are saying. So it doesn't make sence) Maybe the most smart animals are those, who don't do what we are saying to them

[Regina]

I think we all know where I stand on this topic.

Just sayn'......

[QBC]

angler57 angler57:

This is a BOGUS study.
Having owned cats many years, have studied them many years.

A cat owner will feed and groom them.
Provide special play areas for them.
Spend many dollars in Vet bills to keep them healthy.

In return the cat will ignore this owner.
Look down hie nose at his owner.
Do as it pleases.

Am sure if they could speak they would go thru the neighborhood and tell all
what a lousy owner you were.
And, how mistreated they are.

After all this, said owner would let the thankless critter lay on his/her lap
every chance it got. Pet it and enjoy its company.
Dogs smarter, don't think so.

All you've said is that cats are assholes, not that they're smart.

[Brenda]

QBC QBC:

angler57 angler57:

This is a BOGUS study.
Having owned cats many years, have studied them many years.

A cat owner will feed and groom them.
Provide special play areas for them.
Spend many dollars in Vet bills to keep them healthy.

In return the cat will ignore this owner.
Look down hie nose at his owner.
Do as it pleases.

Am sure if they could speak they would go thru the neighborhood and tell all
what a lousy owner you were.
And, how mistreated they are.

After all this, said owner would let the thankless critter lay on his/her lap
every chance it got. Pet it and enjoy its company.
Dogs smarter, don't think so.

All you've said is that cats are assholes, not that they're smart.

Apparently, being an asshole makes them smart...

[QBC]

Brenda Brenda:

QBC QBC:

All you've said is that cats are assholes, not that they're smart.

Apparently, being an asshole makes them smart...

I must be friggen BRILLIANT then....

[ShepherdsDog]

martin14 martin14:

$1:

He is obviously retarded

Cats rule !

FAG!!

[raydan]

QBC QBC:

Brenda Brenda:

QBC QBC:

All you've said is that cats are assholes, not that they're smart.

Apparently, being an asshole makes them smart...

I must be friggen BRILLIANT then....

...and the only one here brave enough to say it.

[QBC]

raydan raydan:

QBC QBC:

Brenda Brenda:

Apparently, being an asshole makes them smart...

I must be friggen BRILLIANT then....

...and the only one here brave enough to say it.

..If one can't be honest about one self.....

[angler57]

QBC QBC:

angler57 angler57:

This is a BOGUS study.
Having owned cats many years, have studied them many years.

A cat owner will feed and groom them.
Provide special play areas for them.
Spend many dollars in Vet bills to keep them healthy.

In return the cat will ignore this owner.
Look down hie nose at his owner.
Do as it pleases.

Am sure if they could speak they would go thru the neighborhood and tell all
what a lousy owner you were.
And, how mistreated they are.

After all this, said owner would let the thankless critter lay on his/her lap
every chance it got. Pet it and enjoy its company.
Dogs smarter, don't think so.

All you've said is that cats are assholes, not that they're smart.

An insult from a few innocent remarks. how very clever of you.