[QBall]

This is the first step in the machines trying to eradicate human beings. They're starting with the easy ones first!

[herbie]

You're ripping down the freeway and the dash mounted display screams "Danger! Danger!" so you glance at it.
It shows a glowing, rotating skull and the words "So long sucker".
You glance up to see the gas tanker that stopped dead while the display distracted you..

[SprCForr]

martin14 martin14:

Garmin or Tom Tom ?

I'm going with Tom Tom.

"Ain't no man gonna tell me where to go!!"

Ba dump bump, I'm here all week folks.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

There's a sure fire way to prevent this from happening. It's called, "using your Mk.I eyeball to look out your Mk.I windshield".

The eyeball/windshield is an amazing system. After 27 years of driving, I have yet to come even close to "losing" the road.

[CDN_PATRIOT]

Perhaps her car was one of those new models where the windshield is an expensive option, so for $500 less, you get a sheet of aluminum and a TomTom instead.

I have never, and will never own a GPS. My mapbook is more than adequate, and I really couldn't afford submerging my car anyways.

Stoopid people.

-J.