[EyeBrock]

herbie herbie:

We can't
it's too expensive
the fuel cells for the starships are at least 15 years away
only socialists want to colonize space
it's not in the 10 commandments
there is no space, it was all a Hollywood backlot
they haven't lowered the grades to C minus to make astronaut school, it's not fair
white men aren't allowed to be space travellers anymore
we need the money for more bombs
it should be privatized first so I don't have to pay for it
I ran out of things to whine about

You are my favourite lefty! Funny as fuck mate!

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

Moralists usually earn all of the ridicule they receive. That's because most of the people who go on about morality the loudest are usually proven before too long to have none of their own at all, e.g. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, the entire Vatican establishment, etc..

Here you are ridiculing moralists.

Thanos Thanos:

All I'm saying is that it would be the ultimate crime for us to find other living worlds and turn them into ecological disasters like the Gulf Of Mexico or the Aral Sea. Or find other sentient beings at a lower stage of material development than we are just to end up with the worst and greediest among us exploiting and enslaving them in the identical manner that we still enjoy doing to our own. I do not think that there is anything that is specifically so great and wonderful about the human race that we're somehow entitled us to run roughshod over the entire galaxy.

And here you are moralizing and decrying the lack of morals in society in the assumption that amoral humans will despoil other planets.

Not to tweak you, but how do you propose to inculcate morality in society when you simultaneously deride it?

[andyt]

Pretty sad idea really - we're too fucked up to make it work here, so we're going to go to way more inhospitable places to try to make it there, bring our fuckedupness with us to repeat the cycle. Really gotta hope there's some aliens out there to show us a better way, or at least quarantine us on earth til we figure it out.

[BartSimpson]

andyt andyt:

Pretty sad idea really - we're too fucked up to make it work here, so we're going to go to way more inhospitable places to try to make it there, bring our fuckedupness with us to repeat the cycle. Really gotta hope there's some aliens out there to show us a better way, or at least quarantine us on earth til we figure it out.

I'm thinking they've already quarantined us.

[andyt]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

I'm thinking they've already quarantined us.

Well so I'm told. Apparently the aliens who were chasing the reptiloid aliens (like George Bush) who landed here put a ring of quarantine around earth. Space travel is impossible, and the moon mission was faked. Meanwhile, we (well, I'm not so sure about you) Lemurians just suffer.

[BartSimpson]

andyt andyt:

Well so I'm told. Apparently the aliens who were chasing the reptiloid aliens (like George Bush) who landed here put a ring of quarantine around earth. Space travel is impossible, and the moon mission was faked. Meanwhile, we (well, I'm not so sure about you) Lemurians just suffer.

Nope, I'm not suffering.

[andyt]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

andyt andyt:

Well so I'm told. Apparently the aliens who were chasing the reptiloid aliens (like George Bush) who landed here put a ring of quarantine around earth. Space travel is impossible, and the moon mission was faked. Meanwhile, we (well, I'm not so sure about you) Lemurians just suffer.

Nope, I'm not suffering.

I knew it - you are a reptiloid alien.

[Thanos]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Thanos Thanos:

Moralists usually earn all of the ridicule they receive. That's because most of the people who go on about morality the loudest are usually proven before too long to have none of their own at all, e.g. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, the entire Vatican establishment, etc..

Here you are ridiculing moralists.

Thanos Thanos:

All I'm saying is that it would be the ultimate crime for us to find other living worlds and turn them into ecological disasters like the Gulf Of Mexico or the Aral Sea. Or find other sentient beings at a lower stage of material development than we are just to end up with the worst and greediest among us exploiting and enslaving them in the identical manner that we still enjoy doing to our own. I do not think that there is anything that is specifically so great and wonderful about the human race that we're somehow entitled us to run roughshod over the entire galaxy.

And here you are moralizing and decrying the lack of morals in society in the assumption that amoral humans will despoil other planets.

Not to tweak you, but how do you propose to inculcate morality in society when you simultaneously deride it?

Just an opinion being expressed, chief. I'm merely a lonely misanthrope who at any given time is almost completely disgusted by and with the entire human race. I'm certainly not telling anyone else how to behave, unlike hypocritical sanctimonious twats like Newt Gingrich or Dr. Laura do.

[Dragom]

Thanos Thanos:

Just an opinion being expressed, chief. I'm merely a lonely misanthrope who at any given time is almost completely disgusted by and with the entire human race. I'm certainly not telling anyone else how to behave, unlike hypocritical sanctimonious twats like Newt Gingrich or Dr. Laura do.

Good, now stop telling us not to rape the galaxy at large. It's not our fault it wandered down that dark alley is it?

Who am I kidding we'll probably try to buy it coffee first and see how it goes.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

andyt andyt:

Pretty sad idea really - we're too fucked up to make it work here, so we're going to go to way more inhospitable places to try to make it there, bring our fuckedupness with us to repeat the cycle. Really gotta hope there's some aliens out there to show us a better way, or at least quarantine us on earth til we figure it out.

I'm thinking they've already quarantined us.

Of course they did. The whole Space cops, space bucks and Babyfart McGeezax incident. *tsk* How soon they forget