[wildrosegirl]

dino_bobba_renno dino_bobba_renno:

wildrosegirl wildrosegirl:

$1:

Denes claims the toilet seat broke, which caused him to fall into the toilet and then onto the floor.

Sorry dude. I've lived in a house full of guys, and the seat has been left up more than once. Once you're in, there's no chance of "falling out".

I'm sorry, I just don't get this whole "women falling into the tolet" thing. What? Don't you guys look to see if the seat is down?

Well, it's like this (get ready to hand G-prime whatever you just lost him in this bet)... for whatever reason, you just naturally assume that the other members of your household have enough common sense, courtesy and active brain cells to remember to put the f****ing thing down after they've used the facilities.

Occasionally, when you didn't bother to turn the light on, at approximately 3am... Bad things happen.

[Canadian_Mind]

Maybe he is a very overweight man.

[G-prime]

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

Maybe he is a very overweight man.

to be heavy enough to BREAK the seat he'd have to be ..WIDE..enough that he wouldnt be able to fit in the toilet. plus he would disperse weight equally, not just on the plastic overhanging part of the seat.

now I'm gunna go jam a q-tip into my eye in hopes of cleaning the mental images out of my consciousness

thanks

[herbie]

Me the Judge?
Timmies: give the man a free donut.
You: Say thank you for the donut, then go pay the court costs.
Dismissed.

Forgot the Mythbusters finding:
You can't FALL up, but if you hemis hit that icewater, you can't help JUMPING up!

[Canadian_Mind]

G-prime G-prime:

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

Maybe he is a very overweight man.

to be heavy enough to BREAK the seat he'd have to be ..WIDE..enough that he wouldnt be able to fit in the toilet. plus he would disperse weight equally, not just on the plastic overhanging part of the seat.

now I'm gunna go jam a q-tip into my eye in hopes of cleaning the mental images out of my consciousness

thanks

more thinking along the lines that he is so fat that one ass cheek is plugging the now busted toilet, and the other is on the floor. considering the sizes of the stalls, where the wall is in relation to the toilet, the difference in height between asscheeks, and the rusulting unnatural twist to the spine, I could see how his falling into a toilet and onto the floor has resulted in all his problems.

Maybe he should sue mcdonalds?

[G-prime]

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

G-prime G-prime:

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

Maybe he is a very overweight man.

to be heavy enough to BREAK the seat he'd have to be ..WIDE..enough that he wouldnt be able to fit in the toilet. plus he would disperse weight equally, not just on the plastic overhanging part of the seat.

now I'm gunna go jam a q-tip into my eye in hopes of cleaning the mental images out of my consciousness

thanks

more thinking along the lines that he is so fat that one ass cheek is plugging the now busted toilet, and the other is on the floor. considering the sizes of the stalls, where the wall is in relation to the toilet, the difference in height between asscheeks, and the rusulting unnatural twist to the spine, I could see how his falling into a toilet and onto the floor has resulted in all his problems.

Maybe he should sue mcdonalds?

*Q-tips sticking out of my eyes* STOP! STOP SAYING THESE THINGS!WHY!?

[Canadian_Mind]

Because now you can't get the image of a half-naked, half-shit-covered, grossely overweight man out of your head. It's almost like 2 girls, 1 cup...


2 fat ass cheeks, one bowl.

[G-prime]

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

Because now you can't get the image of a half-naked, half-shit-covered, grossely overweight man out of your head. It's almost like 2 girls, 1 cup...


2 fat ass cheeks, one bowl.

*covers self in gasoline, lights match*

[Brenda]

*holds her brain in the flames too*
THANKS you guys! Geesh!

[Canadian_Mind]

I just fucked someones day didn't I?

[G-prime]

*charred corpse smoulders*

[Canadian_Mind]

G-prime G-prime:

*charred corpse smoulders*

*Skullfucks smoldering skull*

[G-prime]

irl: oh wow *puts hands up* im out *closes this browser window, never to return*

[Brenda]

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

I just fucked someones day didn't I?

Actually... You brightened it!

[Public_Domain]