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 Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:55 pm
wildrosegirl wildrosegirl: Well this just pisses me right off! No more strip searches?! The bastards.  Ah well... if this eliminates the need to remove belts, shoes, nose rings, etc., and gets the line moving more quickly so we don't have to show up 42 hours before departure to clear customs, I guess the brain cancer will be worth it. Security takes requests.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:56 pm
Gunnair Gunnair: wildrosegirl wildrosegirl: Well this just pisses me right off! No more strip searches?! The bastards. Ah well... if this eliminates the need to remove belts, shoes, nose rings, etc., and gets the line moving more quickly so we don't have to show up 42 hours before departure to clear customs, I guess the brain cancer will be worth it. Security takes requests. Woo hoo! 
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:57 pm
Gunnair Gunnair: wildrosegirl wildrosegirl: Well this just pisses me right off! No more strip searches?! The bastards. Ah well... if this eliminates the need to remove belts, shoes, nose rings, etc., and gets the line moving more quickly so we don't have to show up 42 hours before departure to clear customs, I guess the brain cancer will be worth it. Security takes requests. They asked me to take my kilt belt off once. I said I could, but the kilt comes off with it. They didn't care, so I was stucking holding my kilt together while some amazon with a wand made suggestive gestures, then asked me if I'd dance a highland fling. I love security...
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:01 pm
With MacDonalds it's a skirt, every other clan wears a kilt.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:11 pm
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog: With MacDonalds it's a skirt, every other clan wears a kilt. How was that date from EweHarmony?
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:13 pm
Gunnair Gunnair: They asked me to take my kilt belt off once. I said I could, but the kilt comes off with it.
They didn't care, so I was stucking holding my kilt together while some amazon with a wand made suggestive gestures, then asked me if I'd dance a highland fling.
I love security... They asked me to remove mine, and (ever so innocently) I said, "Well that's probably the best offer I'm gonna get today." I swear I'd have been killed dead with the look he gave me.  NO sense of ha, ha, those guys. 
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:16 pm
wildrosegirl wildrosegirl: Gunnair Gunnair: They asked me to take my kilt belt off once. I said I could, but the kilt comes off with it.
They didn't care, so I was stucking holding my kilt together while some amazon with a wand made suggestive gestures, then asked me if I'd dance a highland fling.
I love security... They asked me to remove mine, and (ever so innocently) I said, "Well that's probably the best offer I'm gonna get today." I swear I'd have been killed dead with the look he gave me. NO sense of ha, ha, those guys. Hmmm... next time one of them asks me what's under the kilt and I answer lipstick... Yeah, probably no sense of ha ha...
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:23 pm
Makes me almost wanna book a flight right now. When the time comes that I'm required to go through the scanner I'm gonna hook my thumbs in my suspenders , paste a big ol shit-eatin grin on my kisser, and saunter right up with 'a full woody'!
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:25 pm
What makes you think everyone is going through that? Does everybody get a patdown now? Nope... Does everybody get that extra person with that thingy over their body now? Nope...
And what makes you think they even SEE a full woody, or would be impressed by it?
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:27 pm
Yogi Yogi: Makes me almost wanna book a flight right now. When the time comes that I'm required to go through the scanner I'm gonna hook my thumbs in my suspenders , paste a big ol shit-eatin grin on my kisser, and saunter right up with 'a full woody'!  You would, too!
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:34 pm
Brenda Brenda: What makes you think everyone is going through that? Does everybody get a patdown now? Nope... Does everybody get that extra person with that thingy over their body now? Nope...
And what makes you think they even SEE a full woody, or would be impressed by it? I watched a story about these on tv last night. The scanners are very revealing. Very much likw a B+W negative. And what's 'not' to be impressed about??? Of course they 'wood be'!
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Brenda
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:23 am
Yogi Yogi: Brenda Brenda: What makes you think everyone is going through that? Does everybody get a patdown now? Nope... Does everybody get that extra person with that thingy over their body now? Nope...
And what makes you think they even SEE a full woody, or would be impressed by it? I watched a story about these on tv last night. The scanners are very revealing. Very much likw a B+W negative. And what's 'not' to be impressed about??? Of course they 'wood be'! There are different sorts of scanners, that first, and second, the person watching those scans doesnt know who s/he is watching. Everyone sees more on the beach than on a scanner.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:35 am
Yogi Yogi: Makes me almost wanna book a flight right now. When the time comes that I'm required to go through the scanner I'm gonna hook my thumbs in my suspenders , paste a big ol shit-eatin grin on my kisser, and saunter right up with 'a full woody'! Well, depending on the tackle you're sporting, you'll either get pounced on or laughed at. Takes your chances you do...
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ASLplease
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:10 pm
when i have a full woody it doesn't take an xray machine to see it
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