DrCaleb DrCaleb:
The problem, for me, is that cocaine and hookers are complementary goods and, despite the drop in cocaine prices, I'm still facing higher partying costs since all the local hookers unionized.
Yah. That pissed me off too. Can't even 'cop a feel' for 5 bucks anymore![/quote]
You can, if you pretend you are reaching for the cheap hooch. If it weren't for the cheap whisky that the cheap hookers bring over, I don't think I'd have any friends. (That I like)[/quote]

I been doin it all wrong. I was always the one supplying the sparkling cherry-jack. Shit!