Brenda Brenda:
Lady? I hope no one ever calls me "lady" anymore... I'd be insulted!

Reminds me of a joke i heard.
A fellow is paddling down the Thames in his wooden rowboat and manages to lose both oars. They quickly float out of his reach. Nothing he can do except to drift with the current.
After a while he sees another rowboat in the distance. There happens to be a man and two women in it. As it gets closer he hollers over " Hey Mate. Could I have the lone of one of your oars. I've lost mine".
The fellow in the other boat is indignant! He hollers back " They're not 'ors. One's me Mutha, and the other is me sista"!