BeaverFever BeaverFever:
N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:
fifeboy fifeboy:
Glad to see you can count. If I had waited till today you would have had your socks off.

Now that one wasn't bad.

I even chuckled. Move up with the rest of the class.
But the other guy who's still dealing with his 'getting pansed in high school issues,' so he's posing like he'd like to long-cock me can take your seat at the back.
Oh my, look at you getting all hot and bothered with sexual fantasies now. Do you need a cold shower?
I'm sorry, I forgot, you were still trying to find your way out of the locker you'd been stuffed into when the bullies responsible were giggling and walking away using terms like "Long-cocking." You don't actually know what it means do you?
Long-cocking refers to the adolescent practice of penis measuring contests. So now that you've found your way out of the locker, so to speak, and you're free to giggle about how you think you've got the big one, you don't realize the rest of us left that childishness behind a long time ago.
Do you understand now? Or will you need pictures?