Lot of blah blah there hoping to divert in about 20 different directions because apparently you don't want to deal with the actual issue of what's being suggested in the OP being bullshit.
But whatever...
I do like this one though.
$1:
Some sort of carbon pricing is a reality so get used to it because it's probably not going to go away.
It does seem inevitable here in Trudopea, for now, but they had it in Australia too. Feel free to read up on what happened there. Hint:
It's gone. 
I wouldn't be holding my breath waiting for it to happen in America though.