herbie herbie:
Funniest story - we were booking tickets when we were younger and the agent looked at my sisters's ID and said "Gee! You don't look Japanese."
My sister, a born again who wouldn't say shit if her mouth was full of it just stared back and said "I hope not I'm fucking Italian, you idiot."
I used to work with a guy whose name was "Chan" and he was 100% Italian too.

He used to catch shit too.