Lemmy Lemmy:
Wow, this thread went to crazy in an awful hurry...even without Fiddly. Good work steppin' up, BRAH.
Beetlejuice.
Thanks for the call Lemmiwinks. And now to Brian Lilley.
Take it away Brian.
Ok so let's go through that, and see what Professor Libertarian wants to give 2

for.
So according to Brian; Industry minister, Navdeep Bains won't tell us if this new law will mean we go to jail for not filling out the form or not.
Apparently the jail time threat was the big bitch against the long form census originally and the reason it was dumped.
The Toronto Sun called dumping the jail threat to the long form census a Conservative "nod to its Libertarian base".
The volunteer National Household Survey that replaced the mandatory long form census had a response rate of about 68.6 %. Authoritarian collectivists want more or best guess is they want to at least threaten you with jail.
Brian listed some of the questions that were on the old Long form census. These are the kinds of questions we suspect authoritarian assholes want to send you to jail for not answering.
The first question requires itemized intrusion into your personal finances. Your income tax form is supposed to cover what was asked there.
Brian makes the point that Liberals were the party opposed to terrorists being harassed by Bill C-51. They didn't want terrorists harassed, but they do want you harassed.
They want to know how many rooms are in your house, what are they for, and how old your house is. What sort of repairs are needed.
Brian doesn't understand why they need to know that. He says the correct answer to that is "None of your damn business."
Now as I understand Libertarianism at it's core its basically "if I'm not bothering you, don't bother me. I'll do me and you do you."
Apparently that's not it. Apparently there's some strange new sort of I don't know what you'd call it... Butt Gerbil-Libertarianism maybe, and it wants authority to make you tell it what you've got and what you're doing with it. And if you won't bow to the authority you go to jail.
The new Butt Gerbil-Libertarians need to do this, you see, so they can social plan your existence into the future. Or at least that's what a guy who tries to sell you he's a Libertarian gives 2

to.