$1:
In an agreed statement of facts, Suter approached a parking stall at Ric's Grill at 142nd Street and 23rd Avenue and drove completely through a plate glass divider, striking a table.
Doesn't sound like any of the things you describe happened - he was going forward to park and hit the gas instead of the brake. Happens all the time.
If he was sober tho, he got some bad advice from his lawyer, should have provided the breath sample.