[Yogi]

Seems to me that back around that time a kid in Hamilton claimed not only to have seen a UFO, but to actually touched it thereby burning his hand. Ultimately, so the story went he later developed 'leukemia' and died.

[andyt]

herbie herbie:

Always wondered why UFOs would bother with Canada, what would they find interesting here?

They want the oil now that prices are low. They were just holding off in case the xenophobic Wild Rose won, but they think they can deal with Notley. Just cry speciesism if she won't. What Dipper can resist that?

Build a landing pad and the tanker ships will come. Just hope the Harperian overlords haven't removed all the space guard facilities around the asteroid belt. Dilbit spill in space - very hard to clean up. Maybe Notley can go counter to decades of Alberta practice and actually insist that only refined oil products can be exported to space. Of course the Sinosian over overlords may not go for that. A quick call to the supreme Stevo and the matter is settled. Either way, it will reduce our carbon output here on earth, and the aliens can quit with programming our scientists to make up lies about global warming. They're not doing it for money, but in the hope of finally getting those probes out of their asses.

If we really play nice, maybe the aliens will even stop programming our politicians and allow them to actually do what's right for the people. Just a dream, I know.

[2Cdo]

andyt andyt:

herbie herbie:

Always wondered why UFOs would bother with Canada, what would they find interesting here?

They want the oil now that prices are low. They were just holding off in case the xenophobic Wild Rose won, but they think they can deal with Notley. Just cry speciesism if she won't. What Dipper can resist that?

Build a landing pad and the tanker ships will come. Just hope the Harperian overlords haven't removed all the space guard facilities around the asteroid belt. Dilbit spill in space - very hard to clean up. Maybe Notley can go counter to decades of Alberta practice and actually insist that only refined oil products can be exported to space. Of course the Sinosian over overlords may not go for that. A quick call to the supreme Stevo and the matter is settled. Either way, it will reduce our carbon output here on earth, and the aliens can quit with programming our scientists to make up lies about global warming. They're not doing it for money, but in the hope of finally getting those probes out of their asses.

If we really play nice, maybe the aliens will even stop programming our politicians and allow them to actually do what's right for the people. Just a dream, I know.

That's the stupidest shit you've ever posted. Just when I thought you weren't a complete moron you prove me wrong.

[Hyack]

Just to add some fuel, I saw a group of UFOs back in the '50s in Winterpeg, myself and about a dozen others. Don't know if it was reported or not as I never heard anything else about it.

[andyt]

Lots of people have seen UFO's. What many forget is what the U stands for.

[herbie]

There were some crop circles in Vanderhoof a few years ago, and I've seen a few UFOs myself. Its just that they were all on the same trajectory as I've seen B52s and fighter jets towards Alaska. If I could have identified them, they'd probably have to kill me...
Oh, Rora?