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I dread the day I get called up for jury duty. The only solace I take is that the case I have to sit for is one like this where I can have the pleasure of getting up before the court and say, "Your honour, we find the plaintiff to be a fucking douche. We rule in favour of the respondents." Of course only a moron would ask for a jury in this case, as opposed to having just a judge hear the case.
Based on that criteria alone, he'll be wanting a jury
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