[herbie]

The cheap clothes are awful, the meat is dreadful, the produce isn't any cheaper and the crappy shoes are priced at what they should be with no BOGO bullshit.
Unfortunate truth is the same lawnmower was priced $39 to $49 more elsewhere and the trimmer was not only cordless AND stringless, but half the price of Home Depot's.
And their mini crullers blow the shit our of the half cooked microwave doughballs at Timmies down the street.
I hat WalMart because the old lady can disappear in there for like 8 fucking hours! It was a gorgeous day in Prince George today, my Jeep has no winch so it's got a built in seat on the front bumper where I can sit and have a smoke an wonder what WalMart poor PluggyRug goes to....