[Jabberwalker]

Caelon Caelon:

martin14 martin14:

Who the hell lets a cat get to 22 pounds anyway ?

I raised it on normal cat food, human scraps and lots of antibiotics. .

You've got bits of dead human in your fridge?

[herbie]

You're being held hostage in you room by your cat? A fucking housecat? Don't call 911 you nutless quivering bag af chickenshit... call Mommy!!! maybe she can help you....

[DrCaleb]

herbie herbie:

You're being held hostage in you room by your cat? A fucking housecat? Don't call 911 you nutless quivering bag af chickenshit... call Mommy!!! maybe she can help you....

That guy and his family are trapped in a bedroom by a cat. What could you do? It's not like you had sheets and pillows to trap the cat with. Yea, that guy can turn his his man badge at the door on his way out.

[herbie]

Grab it by the neck with one hand and it goes all limp like a kitten. If it doesn't, twist the head 360 degrees with the other and it will.....
Or rush out the bedroom door barking like a dog. At 22 lbs it will probably keel over from a heart attack.