[BartSimpson]

I prefer my pet chickens.

[Tyler_1]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

I prefer my pet chickens.

That means you have fresh eggs.
One of my sisters has those.

[DrCaleb]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

I prefer my pet chickens.

I could use your chickens. I came out this morning to find my yard overrun with slugs. I couldn't walk anywhere without stepping on the disgusting little creatures, and all the Robins and Blackbirds have already flown south.

I have a friend with chickens. Perhaps I'll ask to borrow hers.