[OnTheIce]

The bride walked down the aisle with a beautiful gown trailing behind her....and Heff walked down the aisle with his 86 year old ball sack dragging behind him.

I just hope nobody accidentally stepped on his balls going down the aisle.

[BeaverFever]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

That said, I won't rule out that Hefner has his appeal that extends past his wallet given that the man does, indeed, have extensive experience with women and would be quite in tune with the wants and needs of a younger lady.

I doubt it. The first time this bride ran away, she told Howard Stern they only had sex once, "and it lasted like, two seconds" and that she never saw him naked. I think any "skill" he may have would be overshadowed by his shrivelled, smelly geriatric physique.

This is nothing other than a career step for the bunnies.

[desertdude]

andyt andyt:

raydan raydan:

I'm still looking for a rich, 26 year old beauty who wants to marry me.

They're usually looking for a larger maple leaf tho. Try licking your eyebrows every time you see one tho - that will work.

[Thanos]

Never quite figured out why the media gives so much attention to the pathetic adventures of this ridiculous old pornographer.

[Brenda]

Thanos Thanos:

Never quite figured out why the media gives so much attention to the pathetic adventures of this ridiculous old pornographer.

$$$

[xerxes]

Brenda Brenda:

Thanos Thanos:

Never quite figured out why the media gives so much attention to the pathetic adventures of this ridiculous old pornographer.

$$$

That, and his gf's look good on TV.

The best advice for Hef's new bride? From Ricky Gervais: "Just don't look at it when you touch it darling."

[desertdude]

Thanos Thanos:

Never quite figured out why the media gives so much attention to the pathetic adventures of this ridiculous old pornographer.

Still rather hear about this old horn dog, than the likes of Lindsey and Britany. The lesser of two evils

[Tricks]

Brenda Brenda:

2 consenting adults. Whatever floats their goat.

This.

[saturn_656]

Brenda Brenda:

2 consenting adults. Whatever floats the old goats boat.

Fixed that for ya.

[Brenda]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Brenda Brenda:

2 consenting adults. Whatever floats the old goats boat.

Fixed that for ya.

That's even better

[Caelon]

Wow Brenda. You change avatars more often than some people change underwear. Is this the second new one today or did I miss some stuff. I think I like this one better than the duck you were using earlier today.

[Tyler_1]

Brenda Brenda:

2 consenting adults. Whatever floats their goat.

My goat would like a big ass yacht.