[BartSimpson]

bootlegga bootlegga:

American "cheese" is the worst thing ever perpetrated in the name of cheese.

American butter isn't any better than ours.

Whoever invented it is right in line with Stalin and Hitler as one of mankind's most heinous criminals!

In general, you are right. But the stuff you can get from the USDA is in an entirely diffrent universe, trust me on this!

[Lemmy]

bootlegga bootlegga:

$1:

American "cheese" is the worst thing ever perpetrated in the name of cheese.

American cheese is what we call processed cheese, AKA Kraft Singles.

I'm aware of that. But you said American "cheese" instead of "American cheese". The error in your use of quotation marks created my misunderstanding, fucker.

[bootlegga]

Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...

[Zipperfish]

I'm cheezed off.

[raydan]

You guys don't know cheese.

[saturn_656]

Charged with cheese smuggling... have you ever had a day that ridiculous?

[Strutz]

Regina Regina:

If they legalized cheese this wouldn't happen.

Exactly my first thought...

[ShepherdsDog]

raydan raydan:

You guys don't know cheese.

You don't want to know where ray hides those.

[Strutz]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

raydan raydan:

You guys don't know cheese.

You don't want to know where ray hides those.

NOPE! Please do not elaborate on that!

[Brenda]

North American cheese SUCKS! So there
(Even the Gouda or Edam is not the right Goudse Kaas or Edammer Kaas as I know it. )