BeaverFever BeaverFever:
Gunnair Gunnair:
BeaverFever BeaverFever:
Hey bud, you started it. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.
A garden hose turned on full will help get that sand out, princess.

Is that what your mother told you?
As a matter of fact, that was her advice to me - a strategy to pass on to the terminal crybabies that I have the misfortunate to bump into on occasion.
Turn it on full, buttercup. You'll feel better after.