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Title: WTF, kids swearing earlier now, researcher says
Category: World
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2010-09-17 15:00:50

[johnmcclane]

There are no bad children, only bad parents. Kids are just a product of their environment, you get to shape them and decide what they're going to be.

I've met enough Mormons to know these things can be filtered.

[ShepherdsDog]

not enough bar soap. I got to eat some once and it curtailed my vocabulary, but now that would be considered abuse. It also works well with disrespectful teenagers....if you put it in a sock and beat them with it.

[G-prime]

ya know, technically, swearing is only bad if we all agree its bad. they are words that hold no more or less importance unless we give them more. If everyone stopped caring, they would hold no power or importance. but thats not gunna happen

[Zipperfish]

I can vouch for this. My 7 y.o. boy yelled from the toilet the other day "Daddy, we're out of shit-tickets." I didn't help matters by laughing.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

I can vouch for this. My 7 y.o. boy yelled from the toilet the other day "Daddy, we're out of shit-tickets." I didn't help matters by laughing.

OMG thank you for the laugh. In all my 43 years I've never heard toilet paper called shit-tickets

[Tyler_1]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

I can vouch for this. My 7 y.o. boy yelled from the toilet the other day "Daddy, we're out of shit-tickets." I didn't help matters by laughing.

OMG thank you for the laugh. In all my 43 years I've never heard toilet paper called shit-tickets

me either.

[Bruce_the_vii]

My parents never swore. I admire the reserve. This is lost though.

[desertdude]

I was swearing like mofo'ing sailor by the time I was 13. But never and I mean NEVER in front of family or adults. And in fact still don't swear or smoke in front of Parents or family.

Maybe very teensy weensy words like shit or ass might slip in but thats it.

[Dayseed]

I've always wondered why we have this prurient attitude towards certain words anyway? When I was a kid, we said "Crap, bugger, ass, butt, weiner" et cetera. My Boyscout leader said it "made him hot", whatever that meant.

But, what really is the difference between weiner and dick? Is using a euphamism a free pass for swearing? The intention's the same; Hey, weiner-head or hey dick-head? They're the same damn insult, but some soccer mom in her Mazda5 gets all bunched up over one and not the other. And no, I'm not apologizing, her kid was clearly being a dick-head, why must the truth suffer?

Does saying fuck curve our spines or something? Anybody died because they heard somebody else say shitnuts? Imagine the joy of being able to call your ex-girlfriend "Smashcunt" without having to look around first for sensitive ears.

"Hey Tom, did you watch the Bills get creamed by Green Bay this weekend?"

"I sure shitsnapping did Mark. I also tried Stride gum. That's a tasty motherfucker that is!"

"You fucked your mom? Over gum?"

"Eat my dickpiss, of course not!"

See how much fun swearing is?

[desertdude]

Bernie Mac on motherfucker....RIP

[Thanos]

A buddy of mine discovered Richard Pryor back in Grade 8. That seemed to be the exact moment a whole bunch of us were infected with the profanity virus ruined for life. Then Eddie Murphy came along. Then Dice Clay arrived. It was fucking awesome.

[raydan]

I've always wondered why swearing is sexual in nature in English and in French, it's religious.

Must be our Catholic upbringing.

[desertdude]

Richard Pryor had his brilliant moments, Eddie was awesome in Raw and delirious but I never liked Andrew Dice Clay that much. But I can never really enjoy standup unless it is laced with profanity with the exception of Gaberial Iglesias

[Zipperfish]

Dayseed Dayseed:

I've always wondered why we have this prurient attitude towards certain words anyway? When I was a kid, we said "Crap, bugger, ass, butt, weiner" et cetera. My Boyscout leader said it "made him hot", whatever that meant.

But, what really is the difference between weiner and dick? Is using a euphamism a free pass for swearing? The intention's the same; Hey, weiner-head or hey dick-head? They're the same damn insult, but some soccer mom in her Mazda5 gets all bunched up over one and not the other. And no, I'm not apologizing, her kid was clearly being a dick-head, why must the truth suffer?

Does saying fuck curve our spines or something? Anybody died because they heard somebody else say shitnuts? Imagine the joy of being able to call your ex-girlfriend "Smashcunt" without having to look around first for sensitive ears.

"Hey Tom, did you watch the Bills get creamed by Green Bay this weekend?"

"I sure shitsnapping did Mark. I also tried Stride gum. That's a tasty motherfucker that is!"

"You fucked your mom? Over gum?"

Langauage is a beautiful thing, ain't it?

The palette of colours you have to choose from when referring to someone as the male genitalia is near infinite. Social aptitude is required to colour the aspersion to the context.

My kids know that the f-bomb is a word with almost hallowed potency. I imagine it must fascinate them.

"Eat my dickpiss, of course not!"

See how much fun swearing is?[/quote]