[Newsbot]

Title: Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric
Category: World
Posted By: xerxes
Date: 2010-04-19 09:10:12

[PENATRATOR]

Fuck these guys a retards

[Brenda]

PENATRATOR PENATRATOR:

Fuck these guys a retards

I totally agree with you, BUT this line could be spoken by the Pope...

$1:

"There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion"

[newfette]

now theres some sound logic

[xerxes]

Some days I think the best comedians in the world are in Iran becuase I don't think anyone else could say this in public and keep a straight face.

[2Cdo]

Those crazy Islamic clerics!
I hear he's booked for a 2 week run in Vegas at the Bellagio!

[andyt]

I think he's on to something. I believe God's a woman, and she's got PMS>

[andyt]

xerxes xerxes:

Some days I think the best comedians in the world are in Iran becuase I don't think anyone else could say this in public and keep a straight face.

The US fundies give them a good run for their money. Jerry Falwell had is 9/11 is punishment for gays in NYC schtick, and here: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_theories_regarding_Hurricane_Katrina
[/url] are a whole bunch of nutbars getting in on the act re Katrina.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

"Iranian Clerics to Blame for Global Warming", says Canadian retiree.

A Canadian retiree claims that Iranian clerics are responsible for Global warming. The science behind his claim is based on scatalogical decomposition.
Says the retired Canadian, "You see, whenever they talk, they spew enormous amounts of bullshit. Bullshit has very high methane levels. This methane then rises into the atmosphere as a greenhouse gas."
"The only way to prevent this", he goes on to say," Is to pray to God to strike those Iranian clerics down."

Now, this would seem to be counter-productive as their deaths would result in various gases escaping into the atmosphere, but, as the retiree's peerless science states, "Those gases would be released more slowly over time as the body decomposes, as compared to the explosive, uncontrolled bullshit when they open their mouths to speak."

Full article can be found at http://www.iranianclericsaredouchebagidiots.fu

[BartSimpson]

These are the same people whose belief that their followers should force women to wear burqas is being defended in another topic.

[Nuggie77]

The scary thing is that there are mindless drones who believe the drivel that whackjobs spew.

[martin14]

I am surprised no one else has jumped in this..

oh well, here goes ..




Well, the chickies always rock my world at least






As far as emptying the cities go, well they did that in Cambodia

with very good results.

[G-prime]

just because they seem to be happening once a month?

[QBall]

Do these idiot's brain hear what their mouths are saying? Is being a retard a requirement to being a cleric in Iran?

[GreenTiger]

andyt andyt:

xerxes xerxes:

Some days I think the best comedians in the world are in Iran becuase I don't think anyone else could say this in public and keep a straight face.

The US fundies give them a good run for their money. Jerry Falwell had is 9/11 is punishment for gays in NYC schtick, and here: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_theories_regarding_Hurricane_Katrina
[/url] are a whole bunch of nutbars getting in on the act re Katrina.

THe US Fundies also blamed the new Orleans floods on the Wicked French Quarter which escaped) destruction by the way.