[Newsbot]

Title: Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2009-07-09 15:11:07

[newfette]

wtf they printed her address!!!!!

[Brenda]

Did yo click on her name, made into a link? They printed EVERYTHING...

I hope she can sue them and wins big.

[newfette]

ohhh this is int tampa... hahaha they have a newspaper type thing called "gotcha" and for wanted criminals and its people's mug shots and their name and what they're wated for.. hahaha

[herbie]

Confucius say:
Woman charged with assault.
Dildo charged with battery.

[Regina]

A friend of mine is a Pinellas County cop and I bet howling over this one.

[TattoodGirl]

I wonder which pink sex toy...like come on lets get some investigative journalism on this story there are ALOT of pink sex toys...if I know what it is exactly I will either or

I am just imagining the argument now....


"if this *poke* did what this *poke* does for me *poke* I wouldnt *poke* be spending *poke* our grocery money *poke* on Energizers" *end poke

[Hyack]

She must buy the giant economy size packages.

[TattoodGirl]

Costco's best customer eh?

[Praxius]

$1:

Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.

Gonzalez called 911

What sort of pansy is this guy to call the cops?

I got kicks in the nards a few times over the years and didn't call the cops.... I just called the offender a Fk'r.

He gets a widdle jab in his nards with a pink sex toy and gotta call the cops?

Whatever happened to just saying "No!"?

Or the safety word "Banana"?

Or grabbing the thing and clubbing them in the side of their head?


Good ol Lock Stock.... funny movie.

[Choban]

I love Lock Stock, Laugh my A$$ off every time I watch it.
And yah this guys a pansy, he's supposed to beat her with the dildo.

[Hyack]

I heard they are changing the charges to "assault with a friendly weapon"...

[GreenTiger]

Amongst a group of wimps this guy would stand out as a wimp. Any guy who feels the need to call 911 because his girlfriend poked him in the groin is hopeless. Does he relize he is going to be the joke of the police department for quite some time?

[Praxius]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

Amongst a group of wimps this guy would stand out as a wimp. Any guy who feels the need to call 911 because his girlfriend poked him in the groin is hopeless. Does he relize he is going to be the joke of the police department for quite some time?

Agreed, and if he thinks it was that bad, maybe he should get stung in the left testicle 3-4 times by a hornet like I did when I was a kid.

THAT'S REAL PAIN!!

Now I bet I'll have mutant hornet-babies or something.

This guy just makes me want to smack the tar out from between his ears.

[Tyler_1]

TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:

I am just imagining the argument now....


"if this *poke* did what this *poke* does for me *poke* I wouldnt *poke* be spending *poke* our grocery money *poke* on Energizers" *end poke