[Newsbot]

Title: Tiger Woods announces he will return to golf at Masters
Category: Sports
Posted By: PimpBrewski123
Date: 2010-03-16 09:15:34
Canadian

[PimpBrewski123]

That's a good thing for the PGA for sure, as there is definitely gonna be a significant increase in TV ratings.

[PimpBrewski123]

Also, I could always have sex with Elin Nordegren while Mr. Tiger is on the golf course.

That's if she is looking for some revenge sex.

[DerbyX]

Or you are looking for pity sex.

[PimpBrewski123]

[Regina]

It's a great venue for his return. They are SOOOO tight with security and limit the amount of people allowed on the course. Nearly impossible to have a gong show at Augusta.

[andyt]

Tiger will be sporting his new Nike chastity belt, embossed with the slogan "Just don't do it!" I hope it doesn't interfere with his schwing.

[Public_Domain]

[PimpBrewski123]

Actually, for one thing, CBS along with the Golf Channel are looking forward to his return.

Although not sure about the Canadian station broadcasting the Masters. Regina more than likely knows this. Global, that usually broadcast regular tournaments, or TSN.

[Regina]

Pretty much anyone who has a passion for golf can't wait to see him back. Needless to say the sponsors and the PGA too. He puts money in all their pockets and lots of it. Probably the best golfer ever so there are plenty who want him back.
Yeah TSN should have the feed as in past years as well as CBS. I was at the 2006 Masters and it's quite an event to see!!

[PimpBrewski123]

Ah that's cool. Apparently, I heard that it is a bit exclusive to attend the Masters. Getting to see a Golf event on the course is so different from coverage on TV. I got to see The Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass, that was awesome.

As for Tiger's return, yea, the PGA commissioner must be some jumping up with excitment. I am ready to bet that this Masters could be the highest rated for TV for a golf tournament.

[Public_Domain]

[Regina]

PimpBrewski123 PimpBrewski123:

Ah that's cool. Apparently, I heard that it is a bit exclusive to attend the Masters. Getting to see a Golf event on the course is so different from coverage on TV. I got to see The Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass, that was awesome.

As for Tiger's return, yea, the PGA commissioner must be some jumping up with excitment. I am ready to bet that this Masters could be the highest rated for TV for a golf tournament.

Yeah I believe there are only 20,000 tickets sold and there's a waiting list just as long. Tickets for Augusta are even willed to people and if you break any of the rules they permanently cancel your tickets......even if it's not you that used the ticket. That's why it shouldn't be a gong show there. I've seen him play a few times and there's always a HUGE crowd following him anyway.

[GreenTiger]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Hey, Tiger.

My feeling exactly on Tiger Woods.

[ShepherdsDog]

Since his wife has left him, I wonder if he's been working on his stroke or his putt?