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Their study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.
Awww, I wanna get paid to study useless shit as well. Where do I sign up? I want to study whether the title "professor" is being handed out too loosely these days. I'm going to compare the uselessness of the professor's who did this study to the professor on Gilligan's Island and see who deserves the title more. I'll need $200,000 per year and the entire Gilligan's Island series on DVD (preferably Blue Ray).