We tried that, and the problem was that the fat guys always konked out way before they got high enough into the mountains to get to avalanche territory. Actually this study is right on. The best sacrificial victims were marathoners or young, hot shot, weight lifter types. They would go like blazes for a few hours, then totally crap out. So then, you know, you can suggest they just take it nice and slow and easy across that 40 degree slope ahead with the hanging cornice above it and the cliff face below. We'll hang back and keep and eye on them and see how they do.
