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Title: Sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to ease US national debt, petition says
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: Robair
Date: 2019-02-19 07:49:32
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

Why do they think we want it?

[Robair]

I want a breakdown of the valuation.

[llama66]

I think they spelled Hawaii wrong.

[DrCaleb]

^^ That!

[llama66]

I mean for christsakes, they have a Union Jack on their State Flag. We'll pay a trillion for them.

[DrCaleb]

Turks and Caicos is just a wannabe Hawaii.

[llama66]

I'm greedy, I'll take both.

[llama66]

[DrCaleb]

You missed the Green Canada.

[llama66]

And Pacific Canada, Russo-Canada, South South South Canada (formerly called Antarctica), the Canadian Isles, and Indo-Canada.

[Thanos]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Why do they think we want it?

It would be awesome because we'd have a second Alberta right next door to vex everyone else with.

[raydan]

Can't we buy a state that doesn't have snow?

[Thanos]

raydan raydan:

Can't we buy a state that doesn't have snow?

Umm, you don't want Florida. Really, you do not want anything to do with Florida. As per the residents there...

Florida Man!

None of this is a joke. Makes any Montana good ol' boys look beyond normal in comparison.

[llama66]

Hawaii or nothing. We may be tempted to take Washington, and Oregon if you throw in Alaska for free. (And if the Antifa movement in these States were to meet with an "accident".)