[Newsbot]

Title: Scorpions Drummer James Kottak Jailed in Dubai for Cursing Muslims and Flashing Bum
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2014-04-29 14:13:28

[N_Fiddledog]

[andyt]

Well good. Their country, their rules.

[jj2424]

Was it "moon a Muslim day"?

[Thanos]

I've never heard of any laws about it being illegal apparently everwhere to act like a drunken jerk at an airport. Are all these rules new?

[Public_Domain]

[Freakinoldguy]

It's quite apparent the twit has never seen the TV series "Locked Up Abroad". But, on the plus side he just gave the producers one more episode.

[Benn]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

those ancient "before the internet" ways of having fun

Good times!

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

I haven't seen a person moon another person since i was probably 10

Always seemed to be one of those ancient "before the internet" ways of having fun

I guess yer not familiar with the "shooting star" or "hanging rat" then are ya.

[Thanos]

Must be my (barely hidden) inner fascist coming to the surface again because I find the idea of some drunk has-been drummer from a washed-up '80's band that refuses to go away being boot fucked in an airport holding cell by a bunch of angry Arab cops and security guards the absolute height of fucking hilarity. How can it ever be bad or wrong when it happens to someone who did something so stupid that they so richly deserved it?

[BartSimpson]

andyt andyt:

Well good. Their country, their rules.

Pretty much. Acting like Dubai is Hamburg is a tad presumptuous.

[desertdude]

I don't think cursing at police officers, flipping them the bird and mooning passengers in a drunken stupor at any international Airport will go down well.

[2Cdo]

desertdude desertdude:

I don't think cursing at police officers, flipping them the bird and mooning passengers in a drunken stupor at any international Airport will go down well.

Yep.

[Public_Domain]

[Thanos]

Hangin' a rat behind the Esso station, Brocket-99 style.