[Newsbot]

Title: Scientist's disappearance mystifies colleagues
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-02-23 12:48:28
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

"he left work at the National Research Council’s Canadian Neutron Beam Centre in Chalk River, northwest of Ottawa. "

I think he's still there, just slightly out of phase with our Universe due to a slight beam misalignment. Adjusting the shield phase should correct the problem.

[BartSimpson]

He may have got in front of that beam, too.

[Regina]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

"he left work at the National Research Council’s Canadian Neutron Beam Centre in Chalk River, northwest of Ottawa. "

I think he's still there, just slightly out of phase with our Universe due to a slight beam misalignment. Adjusting the shield phase should correct the problem.

[ShepherdsDog]

So right now he's looking for a lamp post in the woods, so he can get back into our world? Goddamned talking animals are freaky.

[Regina]

Two words................Flux capacitor