[Newsbot]

Title: Santiago Zoo scene of suicide attempt after naked man jumps into lion cage
Category: Strange
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2016-05-22 17:50:20

[N_Fiddledog]

This is why we can't have nice things.

Like say lions...

[andyt]

If you're locking nice things up in cages, you don't deserve to have them anyway.

[N_Fiddledog]

Virtue signal much?

This is also why we can't have nice things. You know? Like jokes.

Virtue signaling trolls make me want to puke.

[N_Fiddledog]

But yeah, if we're going to weep and gnash our teeth and pull out our digital hair, it's probably better there wasn't naked suicide by lion. And most likely lions would tell you they would prefer to be out on the savanna.

If they could, you know...talk.