[Newsbot]

Title: Robber breaks into hair salon beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for 3 days... fed only Viagra
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: QBall
Date: 2011-07-20 14:43:20

[DerbyX]

Who says crime doesn't pay!

[raydan]

$1:

Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

...and he still went to the cops!!!

Either he's stupid (a given), gay (probably), his wife/GF is pretty much forcing him to go to the cops or they made the story up (looking for a book/movie deal).

[QBC]

Now that is one F'in bizarre story....

[Thanos]

I'm disappointed in this young woman. The article didn't mention whether or not she brought out The Gimp. If she didn't then boo on her for not sharing.

[Bacardi4206]

Good bye honest jobs, hello life of breaking into hair salons.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Jeans, food AND 1000 roubles on top of the sex?!?! And he goes to the cops?

Hell, call the kick he took part of the kinky sex that went on after and I'd say he had one HELLUVA weekend

[martin14]

Anyone got an address on that salon, I need a haircut.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

martin14 martin14:

Anyone got an address on that salon, I need a haircut.

A haircut? Or trim?

[martin14]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

martin14 martin14:

Anyone got an address on that salon, I need a haircut.

A haircut? Or trim?

Brazilian

They say it makes you look bigger

[PublicAnimalNo9]

martin14 martin14:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

martin14 martin14:

Anyone got an address on that salon, I need a haircut.

A haircut? Or trim?

Brazilian

They say it makes you look bigger

Ahh you missed the double entendre

[martin14]

its 7am, i'd miss the broadside of a barn.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Well at least you wouldn't smack into any barns if you had to hop on your bike right away

[francisB]

Great to hear that! Too bad for the rubber. LOL Its really an advantage to know self defense moves.

[QBall]

raydan raydan:

$1:

Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

...and he still went to the cops!!!

Either he's stupid (a given), gay (probably), his wife/GF is pretty much forcing him to go to the cops or they made the story up (looking for a book/movie deal).

Maybe he was pissed that she didn't tip.