Two boys were playing hockey in a park in Toronto when a large dog started to attack one of them. The other kid started hitting the dog with his stick until he ended up killing it. A reporter for the SUN saw this event and went running up to the young boy that saved his friend's life and asked if he could write a story about him in the paper. The kid said sure. So the reporter asks him, "How about this for a headline: Young Maple Leaf fan saves friend from rabid dog."
This kid says, "I'm not a Leafs fan." The reporter says , "Oh ok, how about:"Young Blue Jays fan saves friend from rabid dog." The kid tells the reporter he's not a Jays fan either. So the reporter asks him what his favourite team is and the kid replies, "The Montreal Canadiennes."
The Headline in the SUN next day read, "Little French bastard murders beloved family pet"
