[Newsbot]

Title: Portugal eliminates North Korea with 7-0 rout
Category: Sports
Posted By: QBall
Date: 2010-06-21 08:46:57

[GreenTiger]

Good for Portugal, it would have been nice though if the US Team beat the shit out of them. How would the Dear Leader explain that one?

[xerxes]

It would have been a fascist plot to embarass the divine kingdom of course.

[Public_Domain]

[commanderkai]

I fully expect the North Korean team to ask for asylum, I can only imagine the treatment these players will get for losing.

[BartSimpson]

North Korea, of course, will threaten military action against Portugal.

[xerxes]

They probably won't have a chance to. From what I've read, they're being followed by minders everywhere they go and never allowed to go out on their own.

I also fully expect them to be sent to a reeducation camp when they return to make them forget about life in the real world.

[GreenTiger]

xerxes xerxes:

They probably won't have a chance to. From what I've read, they're being followed by minders everywhere they go and never allowed to go out on their own.

I also fully expect them to be sent to a reeducation camp when they return to make them forget about life in the real world.

They could say it could have been worse, we could have lost to the Americans.

[Proculation]

North Korea gets out how there land ??? OMG

[Proculation]

xerxes xerxes:

They probably won't have a chance to. From what I've read, they're being followed by minders everywhere they go and never allowed to go out on their own.

I also fully expect them to be sent to a reeducation camp when they return to make them forget about life in the real world.

I don't know if it's sarcasm but I'm sure that's what will happen to them

[BartSimpson]

Everyone assumes that the DPRK soccer team is there to play soccer. I'm more inclined to think that they're at the event to conduct theft and espionage operations.

[Public_Domain]

[QBall]

I think this result shows that this tournament should really be about the best teams being represented, not the best teams from a region. There are way better teams than North Korea who are not there because they couldn't qualify in their region (i.e. Ireland, Sweden, Colombia, etc.). I know having teams represented from regions rather than taking the top 32 teams in the FIFA rankings helps to develop the sport (theoretically), however I don't know if a result like this really shows this is happening.

[Proculation]

BTW Mr_canada, with the sickle and your hammer, you are taking the side of the ones who will kill/mutilate those persons.

Again: SHAME.

[Proculation]

What you need is a good punch in the face. SHAME SHAME SHAME on you.