Guys, come on, you're all missing the point of her doing this add. This is just a sham. She couldn't care less about any animal who gets eaten, she just hoping that someone out in TV land still wants to eat her. It's been awhile since she's had an Internet sex tape "leaked" to the public. Now, she hoping someone will be def, dumb and blind enough to want sex with her so she can "leak" that tape out. In her own little nimble mind...

...that would result in a rejuvenation of her career. Who knows, maybe she'll get another "great" role as a private eye. (Was that show ever a work of cinematic genius...

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