[Newsbot]

Title: Olympic champ suspended over penis enlarger
Category: Sports
Posted By: Alta_redneck
Date: 2010-04-23 13:41:57
Canadian

[Robair]

!! (In best butthead voice) "Uhhhh, hehehe he uh, he, wouldn't a bigger unit.... slow him down?"

[xerxes]

To quote the great Nigel Powers: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."

[Brenda]

$1:

...I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around.

Euhmmm... Nuff said?

[Freakinoldguy]

$1:

Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

Maybe he should have tried the holistic approach before he went for the over the counter stuff.

[Nuggets]

$1:

"To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around".

[fifeboy]

Was this posted on 1 April? Only explanation I can come up with.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Wow, way to go dude. Put yer career on hiatus all over attempting to get a bigger wang.
Not sure who he thinks less of, himself or women.

[kitty]

perhaps he was trying to live up to the myth

[raydan]

This would help him cross the finish line first.