[Newsbot]

Title: Nasa forced to address radical claims a giant asteroid will soon destroy humanity
Category: Environmental
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-06-09 10:02:46

[Freakinoldguy]

Damn.


I picked a bad time to stop taking pain killers because this is definitely gonna hurt.

Thankfully these things always happen to NY first so we should have lots of time to party till we puke before the effects get here.

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[martin14]

Personally, I blame the Alberta NDP.

[stratos]

I kind of hoped it would hit LA and we could just party as the Rock ran around saving everyone. Sitting back drinking a few as the news showed Cali. falling off the map with close ups of the Rock driving and jumping from building to building. Just like in the movies.

[Freakinoldguy]

stratos stratos:

I kind of hoped it would hit LA and we could just party as the Rock ran around saving everyone. Sitting back drinking a few as the news showed Cali. falling off the map with close ups of the Rock driving and jumping from building to building. Just like in the movies.

Unless of course the US Gov't has a secret plan to put Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi and that hack Ben Affleck on the asteroid so they can redirect it to another neighbourhood.

[stratos]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

stratos stratos:

I kind of hoped it would hit LA and we could just party as the Rock ran around saving everyone. Sitting back drinking a few as the news showed Cali. falling off the map with close ups of the Rock driving and jumping from building to building. Just like in the movies.

Unless of course the US Gov't has a secret plan to put Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi and that hack Ben Affleck on the asteroid so they can redirect it to another neighbourhood.

oh you did it now. Giving away US secret plans will get you in trouble. I'm sure they can arrange for you to be next to Mr. Snowden when the asteroid hits. Hmmmm did I give out TMI

[martin14]

Nahh, it will hit California, and will heat up the Earth's core.

Some rich guys will build some survival arks, and everything will die except
the rich of course, and some not important riff raff people.

[Tyler_1]

Not even The Rock will save us, he will be too busy saving his own family. So whatever lets just all die together in a big lump.

[Thanos]

Asteroid is coming?



And may the next dominant species several million years from now be enlightened enough not to invent the twin obscenities of gods and money.

[ShepherdsDog]

[DrCaleb]

martin14 martin14:

Personally, I blame the Alberta NDP.

We voted for the asteriod, even if it wasn't in the party platform!

[2Cdo]

Sept 21 I'm going to buy a great big bag of blow and another of heroin and just go out feeling no pain!

[ShepherdsDog]

Wouldn't one counteract the other? It'd be like you were on Prozac

[Delwin]

This is great news, I have a naughty version of my bucket list that I can only start working on if I am 100% convinved that society will fall and I won't have to face any repercussions. I was tempted on Y2k, then again on Dec 2012 but this really feels like the one. First step, I am selling the mini van and buying a Harley.

[andyt]

I hear Puerto Rico can be nice. If the ass ter roid does come. that's the place to be, rather than slowly withering away. As for taking drugs - that's funny. People who only don't take them because they are illegal, closet junkies.