[Newsbot]

Title: Monkeys escape lab with COVID-19 samples in �Planet of the Apes� breakout
Category: Health
Posted By: Robair
Date: 2020-05-29 13:04:10

[Freakinoldguy]

Back in the 80's it was "A dingo ate my baby!". now it's "Monkeys stole my Covids".

FFS how in the middle of a pandemic can a lab be so lax as to allow monkey's for fucks sake to steal a virus that has shown itself to be deadly to humans and an economy destroyer?

Maybe it's time to stop sharing viruses with other countries till they can show that their lab protocols are sufficient to keep the rest of the planet safe from their screwups because we may have dodged a bullet by it only being the corona virus and not the Marburg Virus.


But I do sincerely hope the monkeys are okay.

[BartSimpson]

Good for the monkeys!

[Robair]

Damn dirty apes.

[DrCaleb]

Be free my minions! Learn to fly!