$1:
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.
AHAHAHAHAHA, THat's fucking hilarious.
Good. I've been waiting for Facebook to collapse.
You have? I'd have thought your entire existence would come to an end if it were not for facebook.
You have not had a bowel movement since 8th grade that you have not posted about.