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<strong>Title: </strong> <a href="/link.php?id=31607" target="_blank">-Mario- Claims He Is Pregnant</a> (click to view)

<strong>Category:</strong> <a href="/news/topic/5-funny" target="_blank">Funny</a>
<strong>Posted By: </strong> <a href="/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&username=bossdog" target="_blank">bossdog</a>
<strong>Date: </strong> 2008-03-26 04:56:25

[-Mario-]

Bossdog is back....

Here we go again...

[Wullu]

Well he is Air Force, so entirely possible I guess, eh bossdog?

[Red_Eye]

could be an excuse to hide his beer belly
get more sympathy saying your pregnant thatn if you just let yourself go
then again...are your nipples getting sensitive?
Donkey Kong the father? Hope conception wasn't too rough