[Newsbot]

Title: Man sues pizzeria for injuries during robbery attempt
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: GreenTiger
Date: 2014-07-22 05:15:33

[GreenTiger]

What a pathetic idiot.

There are certan organizations where if he attempted to rob them he would simpy disappear. They would do a lot more than pour hot soup on him.

What a colossal waste of tax money to all ow this legal bullshit to go on.

[BartSimpson]

MEMO: If you shoot and kill armed robbers they can't sue you afterwards.

[DrCaleb]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

MEMO: If you shoot and kill armed robbers they can't sue you afterwards.

"If he's good enough to shoot once, he's good enough to shoot twice."

[BartSimpson]

[raydan]

The pizzeria should conter-sue him for time lost by the employees, lost revenues during the robbery attempt, emotional distress... etc. etc. etc. Ad nauseam and etc. again.

[andyt]

Sue him for what? He didn't succeed in the robbery, so he's got no money to be sued for. The case should just be dismissed.

[Strutz]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

MEMO: If you shoot and kill armed robbers they can't sue you afterwards.

"If he's good enough to shoot once, he's good enough to shoot twice."

LOL. That reminded me of this

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Back to subject though... toss the case. Suck it up sunshine.

[QBall]

I dread the day I get called up for jury duty. The only solace I take is that the case I have to sit for is one like this where I can have the pleasure of getting up before the court and say, "Your honour, we find the plaintiff to be a fucking douche. We rule in favour of the respondents." Of course only a moron would ask for a jury in this case, as opposed to having just a judge hear the case.

[GreenTiger]

QBall QBall:

I dread the day I get called up for jury duty. The only solace I take is that the case I have to sit for is one like this where I can have the pleasure of getting up before the court and say, "Your honour, we find the plaintiff to be a fucking douche. We rule in favour of the respondents." Of course only a moron would ask for a jury in this case, as opposed to having just a judge hear the case.

I've been called for jury in September and I do hope for a case like this for the same reason.

[rickc]

QBall QBall:

I dread the day I get called up for jury duty. The only solace I take is that the case I have to sit for is one like this where I can have the pleasure of getting up before the court and say, "Your honour, we find the plaintiff to be a fucking douche. We rule in favour of the respondents." Of course only a moron would ask for a jury in this case, as opposed to having just a judge hear the case.

I think the real douche in this case is the judge for allowing this case to see the inside of a courtroom in the first place. Talk about a waste of time and money.

[BRAH]

What kind of scumbag Lawyer would take this case?

[GreenTiger]

BRAH BRAH:

What kind of scumbag Lawyer would take this case?

A Scumbag lawyer.

[BRAH]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

BRAH BRAH:

What kind of scumbag Lawyer would take this case?

A Scumbag lawyer.

[llama66]