[Newsbot]

Title: Life on Earth wiped out every 27 million years
Category: World
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-07-13 23:18:21
Canadian

[Guy_Fawkes]

Wait so Jebus wont be here for another 16 million years, I guess I should pull down the welcome back banner eh.

[SprCForr]

Time to get off before we all DIE!!!!111111oneononeoneoneeleven!

[andyt]

We'll probably have finished the job ourselves well before then. And none of these pussy 10% extinctions, but total annihilation. Sucked the life right out of the planet. The world will have to start again with some poor prokaryote hiding somewhere.

[herbie]

This is what confuses me. In Star Trek Voyager, the Kazon were a race that ran around milking one planet after another into oblivion but they all had knotted hair making them look more like "tree planters in space". WTF was with that?

[sandorski]

Let's start planning the Party. Keep in mind though, that Past Results are no guarantee of Future Returns. So it could happen any day.

[BartSimpson]

herbie herbie:

This is what confuses me. In Star Trek Voyager, the Kazon were a race that ran around milking one planet after another into oblivion but they all had knotted hair making them look more like "tree planters in space". WTF was with that?

The Kazon are already here and they've conquered Berkeley, Santa Monica, Greenwich Village, and parts of GTA and Montreal.