llama66 llama66:
...I was going to say, calling him a tool is an insult to tools. Tools are actually useful.
Could just be me, but I don't call any of my useful tools...well, tools.
When they are useful, I always call them by their name, or their function, "pass me my cordless, or toss me the Dewalt."
But, when they are useless, it I always refer to them as just a tool...like it has feelings and by negating it's function, maybe I can emotionally shake it into working properly again.
Then again...I may really be losing it.
Any who, I am hoping to convey his degenerative status as a nonfunctioning human being.