[Newsbot]

Title: Henry VIII's flagship Mary Rose is unveiled in all its glory as entire vessel goes on display for first time nearly 500 years after it sank
Category: World
Posted By: martin14
Date: 2016-07-19 13:07:26

[martin14]

Very cool.

[BartSimpson]

$1:

(the ship) had to be put in a huge bag like a condom

That's because when it went down it was fucked.

[GreenTiger]

MAgnificent piece of history.

[Thanos]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

$1:

(the ship) had to be put in a huge bag like a condom

That's because when it went down it was fucked.

Somewhere the shade of horny ol' King Henry is saying "A huge bag? Nice! Just like most of my wives were!".

[IGA]

Kinda looks like some of the RCN ships

[Hyack]

Too cool.....more on the Mary Rose from the BBC......

The Mary Rose: A Tudor ship's secrets revealed

[BartSimpson]

IGA IGA:

Kinda looks like some of the RCN ships

They look that good, eh?

[Thanos]

Probably more modern and better armed.

[BartSimpson]

Probably.

[Thanos]

Henry probably also let them shoot off more than ten rounds of ammo a year for training too. You can't have more than that for practice, guys, we need the money so John McCallum can hand out more Air Jordans to arriving Syrian kids (between the ages of six thru twenty-six).

[PluggyRug]

Thanos Thanos:

Henry probably also let them shoot off more than ten rounds of ammo a year for training too. You can't have more than that for practice, guys, we need the money so John McCallum can hand out more Air Jordans to arriving Syrian kids (between the ages of six thru twenty-six).

McCallum thinks an Air Jordan is some kind of anti-aircraft weapon which misfired and sank the Mary Rose.

[Thanos]

Weapons?!?!?!?!? Wha-wha-what?!?!?!? (clutches liberal pearls, waves fan, faints)

[Jabberwalker]

Didn't Freakinoldguy sail on the Mary Rose?

[Thanos]

Gunnair's busy swabbin' the deck on it as we speak.