[Newsbot]

Title: Gingerbread men banned at Scottish Parliament as part of a new drive to 'stamp out sexism'
Category: Strange
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2018-12-15 10:46:12

[Strutz]

Oh FFS!

If you are offended by a damn cookie you need to leave this planet immediately.

What's next?

Santa?

Snow angels?

[housewife]

You have that right Strutz.

[Freakinoldguy]

Strutz Strutz:

Oh FFS!

If you are offended by a damn cookie you need to leave this planet immediately.

What's next?

Santa?

Snow angels?

Please don't give the perpetually offended any more idea's. They're destructive enough on their own.

[Strutz]

I meant to add that I don't think I've had a gingerbread cookie shaped like a person that had nuts so who's to say they are male to begin with?

[raydan]

Scottish Parliament special committee meeting (all males, of course)

Fergus: We have a problem, our survey found that 30 per cent of women working here believe they had been sexually harassed.

Gavin: That' easy to explain, 70% of the women here are either too ugly or too fat.

'10 minutes later, after the laughter died down'

Fergus: Seriously, we need solutions.

'15 minutes later'

Owen: I know, let's ban gingerbread men cookies.

Fergus: Fuck Owen, that's the best idea you've had all year.

[BRAH]

I would eat a Ginger Woman.

[housewife]

Strutz Strutz:

I meant to add that I don't think I've had a gingerbread cookie shaped like a person that had nuts so who's to say they are male to begin with?

I have a set of gingerbread family cookie cutters

[GreenTiger]

If gingerbread men in parliament is their biggest problem they are indeed fortunate.

[BeaverFever]

Sounds like the Daily Fail is at it again trying to sensationalize the news.

The facts repirted in the story are that a coffe shop located in parliament is selling gingerbread people, formerly called “gingerbread men” which some unnamed person allegedly thought would be more inclusive.

The Daily Fail dishonestly spins this into “Parliament” “banning” something.

[fifeboy]

BeaverFever BeaverFever:

Sounds like the Daily Fail is at it again trying to sensationalize the news.

The facts repirted in the story are that a coffe shop located in parliament is selling gingerbread people, formerly called “gingerbread men” which some unnamed person allegedly thought would be more inclusive.

The Daily Fail dishonestly spins this into “Parliament” “banning” something.

But... but... but progs...proggies... proglodytes... but... but... but....

[raydan]

Gingerprogs...

[llama66]

$1:

proglodytes

Love it.