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The Impaler" claims he's a direct descendent of Vlad II the Impaler, better known as Dracula.
Dracul(Dragon) was a nickname Vlad Tepes and his father bore because they belonged to the Order of the Dragon, an order of crusaders established to stop the Ottoman Turks(and their friends the Sofa Turks).. They were bloodthirsty by the standards of
our time(but extremely effective in stopping the Ottomans from conquering Europe), not blood suckers.