[Newsbot]

Title: Florida vampire to run for president
Category: Political
Posted By: DerbyX
Date: 2010-03-15 07:54:04

[DerbyX]

Somehow I don't think that a fat 45 year old "vampire" is what those tween Twilight fans are dreaming of.

[whiskeyjack]

lol that doorknob needs a life...

a 45 year old with a 19 year old, damn what a playa

[Brenda]

Yeah, I'm sure he has a chance.

[Public_Domain]

[N_Fiddledog]

Bored now.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

And I thought Dubya "sucked".

[QBall]

$1:

He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.

Wait a minute. You mean the Republicans actually accepted him as an official member of the party? Are they nuts? He's a dirty old perv who's a fat nutjob to boot.

[Schnek]

$1:

QBall QBall:

$1:

He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.

Wait a minute. You mean the Republicans actually accepted him as an official member of the party? Are they nuts? He's a dirty old perv who's a fat nutjob to boot.

Fits right into the Rove/Cheney ranks doesn't he?

[GreenTiger]

Well at leastthis polician freely admids he is a bloodsucker as opposed to the rest who do it behind your back.

[Public_Domain]

[sandorski]

"Vampire Heritage" hehe

[ShepherdsDog]

$1:

The Impaler" claims he's a direct descendent of Vlad II the Impaler, better known as Dracula.

Dracul(Dragon) was a nickname Vlad Tepes and his father bore because they belonged to the Order of the Dragon, an order of crusaders established to stop the Ottoman Turks(and their friends the Sofa Turks).. They were bloodthirsty by the standards of our time(but extremely effective in stopping the Ottomans from conquering Europe), not blood suckers.

[Freakinoldguy]

QBall QBall:

$1:

He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.

Wait a minute. You mean the Republicans actually accepted him as an official member of the party? Are they nuts? He's a dirty old perv who's a fat nutjob to boot.

Remove the nutjob part and you just described a former President.